Waiver Required. No Waiver, No Wreckage.
Before you can unleash your inner beast in SmashIt, you must complete our waiver. No exceptions.
Double-check your email when you fill it out, we’ll send a confirmation, and you’ll need to show it at check-in to get smashing.
Got minors in your crew? A parent or legal guardian must fill out their waiver. No signature, no swing.
Let’s keep the destruction legal, safe, and absolutely unforgettable.
⚠️RULES OF DESTRUCTION⚠️
Smash smart. Smash safe. Smash like a legend.
1. Suit Up or Sit Out.
Close-toed shoes are mandatory. No shorts. Long sleeves & pants HIGHLY recommended. You’re here to rage, not to scrape skin.
2. Gear Up. Have Good Shoes.
All safety equipment must be worn—no shortcuts, no excuses. Your face is cool, let’s keep it that way. And protect your feet! Wear puncture resistant shoes or boots (steel toed boots are the best).
3. Break What’s Meant to Be Broken.
Smash the targets, not the décor. If it’s not clearly meant for destruction, don’t destroy it.
4. Use the Weapons We Give You.
Only use our approved implements of chaos. Leave your personal crowbar fantasies at home.
5. No Headshots, Hero.
If you're swinging with a friend, they’re not the target. No intentional hits to heads or bodies. You’re breaking stuff, not friendships.
6. Control Your Rage.
No running, absolutely NO slamming into walls (or people), no climbing. Rage with precision, not like a wrecking ball gone rogue.
7. Watch Your Mouth.
No aggressive swearing, bullying, or trash-talking. Be loud, be wild, but don’t be a jerk.
8. Respect the Space.
Return all non-disposable gear. You can wear the disposables out, we’re not your mom.
9. Follow the Damn Rules.
If it's posted, it's SmashIt law. Ignoring rules gets your smash privileges revoked.
10. Smile You're on Camera.
If you feel like someone's watching, we are. We want you and everyone else to be safe. If any one gets carried away, they might literally. get carried away. Don't make us have to call the Po-Po on anyone, besides, they have real crimes to tackle.
11. Most Importantly…Have a Blast.
Break stuff. De-stress. Make noise. Leave your worries in shards on the floor.
FAQ
1. What is a Rage Room?
It’s exactly what it sounds like: a place where you can legally destroy someone else's stuff without judgment. SmashIt is your stress slaying sanctuary. It's a fully loaded room full of breakables, blunt objects, and zero consequences (except maybe sore arms).
2. How does this beautiful chaos work?
You book a session. We give you gear (helmet, gloves, etc.) and a lineup of smashables such as bottles, dishes, furniture, and other satisfying targets. Then you pick your weapon of smashing success - a bat, crowbar, or sledgehammer and set you loose.
3. Is it safe?
Yes, as long as you follow a few no-brainer safety rules, be transparent with things we need to know (like you can't do loud music or flashing lights - we'll adjust things just for you) and then you just keep the carnage fun and not bloody; these are real tools afterall.
4. What should I wear?
Long sleeves. Long pants. Close-toed shoes. No shorts. No sandals. No exceptions. You’re coming to rage, not audition for an episode of "ER."
5. Do I need to book in advance?
Yes. If you want to smash, reserve your spot. Rage waits for no one. Space permitting you can walk-in and watch but you can't touch.
6. Can I bring my own stuff to smash?
Depends. If it’s not toxic, not sharp in a stupid way, or not legally questionable, we might allow it. Hit us up before you show up with grandma’s TV.
7. Is there an age limit?
Yep. Smashers must be 8 years old or older, anyone under 18 must be accompanied by a parent or legal guardian.
8. What kind of stuff will I be breaking?
Glass bottles, dishes, electronics, old furniture, plates, printers—you know, the usual suspects and whatever we stock you with. We curate stress-shattering greatness.
9. Who shouldn’t do this?
If you're pregnant, have serious medical conditions (like heart issues, PTSD, or a bad back), or aren’t cleared for light physical activity, this might not be your thing. Rage responsibly.
10. Will this cure my anger issues?
This is a smashing good time, but not a replacement for therapy. You’ll leave lighter, sweatier, and smiling, but if you’re dealing with deep stuff, call a pro.
11. Do you record sessions?
Yes, all your raging is caught on camera. If you want a copy of your rage session, let us know. Recordings are emailed within 48-72 hours of payment.